Apartment / studio / condo
$249
- Your unit plan, and which door counts as yours.
- Zoom, about 45–60 minutes.
- A Fixed / Change / Ignore list.
- Honest household goods only if they are actually useful.
Waitlist
A floor-plan audit
You already live there. We won’t ask you to move walls. A floor-plan audit is a structured look at your flat or house: Fixed, Change, Ignore. You send a simple plan, we walk it on Zoom, and you leave with a short written list — not a shopping cart of pyramids. Planned fees: Apartment $249 · House $349. Audits open after practice runs; we’ll invite you.
Who it’s for
Renters and owners who cannot or will not demolish. People in the US, India, and the diaspora who want a clear next step, not fear. It is not for anyone who wants money, marriage, or health promises from a compass.
What’s included (planned)
House
$349
- Plan, plus plot notes if you have them.
- Zoom, about 60–75 minutes.
- The same written list, with outdoor or water notes if relevant.
- The same product talk: ordinary goods, or nothing.
$249 and $349 sit between cheap online consults and guru retainers. The offer is a calm, apartment-safe protocol — not a fear funnel. These are planned fees, not a checkout.
What to send before a call
- A floor plan. A photo of a sketch is fine.
- A north arrow, or “I don’t know.”
- Which door is your entrance — not the lobby.
- Where you sleep, cook, and work.
- One sentence on what bothers you.
No birth charts. No logos. No numerology. You can attach photos in an email reply after you join the waitlist. There is no upload product on this site.
What you get
- A Fixed list.
- A Change list, cheapest first.
- An Ignore list.
- Optional two or three affiliate categories that match Change — only if useful.
We will not
- Sell helixes, strips, pyramids, 91-kit packs, or laughing Buddhas.
- Do toilet doom.
- Mix in astrology, numerology, or logo-Vastu.
- Promise wealth, health, or a relationship.
- Tell you to break a lease or move a soil stack.
How the call runs
- 01Confirm north and which door is yours.
- 02Mark kitchen, beds, bath, and desk.
- 03Name school conflicts plainly.
- 04Build Fixed / Change / Ignore.
- 05Stop before gadgets.
Join the waitlist
Audits open after practice runs; we’ll invite you. The buttons below open your email to thevastuhome@proton.me with your details. Do not send payment.
If the audit ends with a shopping cart of corrections, we failed. It should end with a clearer bed, a clearer door, and a quieter mind.