FAQ
Short answers for flats you can’t rebuild
Short answers for flats you can’t rebuild — NE toilets, south doors, north kitchens, sleep direction, kits (you don’t). If two schools disagree, we say so — then we pick the version that doesn’t need a jackhammer.
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Will a northeast toilet ruin a rental?
No. Northeast is a light and shrine preference, not a curse. Keep the room dry and aired, shut the door, and put a shrine elsewhere. Ignore copper tape.
02
Is a south door bad?
Not automatically. Treat the unit door: light it, let it swing, keep shoes off the heap. Skip the pyramid.
03
The kitchen should be southeast, but mine is north. Am I cursed?
No. Brihat Samhita and Manasara disagree. Keep a gap between hob and sink, use task light, run the exhaust.
04
Should I sleep with my head south or east?
Either, if the room allows. Get off the beam. Avoid head north or west if you can. Sleep wins.
05
Must the master bedroom be southwest?
No. Give the quietest, darkest, lockable room to whoever sleeps worst.
06
Does Vastu work in a New York or London rental?
Yes as habits and furniture, not as plot rules written for a compound. Do not kill winter south sun.
07
Do I need pyramids, strips, or Vastu kits?
No. We may affiliate lamps, mirrors, plants, paint, furniture, and grocery salt. Never helixes, strips, or pyramids.
08
What about a mirror facing the bed?
It often bothers sleep. Cover it or move it if it bothers you. Do not hang a “dosha” mirror to erase a toilet.
09
Are west doors and west-only windows doomed?
No. Use the light you have. Clear the entry. Lamp the dark corners.
10
What should I change this weekend?
Clear the brightest corner and the entry. Move the bed off the beam. Separate hob and sink and run the exhaust. Then stop.
11
Do you mix in astrology?
Not in version one.
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How will audits work?
You send a plan. We walk it on Zoom. Planned fees are $249 for an apartment and $349 for a house. You leave with Fixed / Change / Ignore. Join the waitlist — audits open after practice runs; we’ll invite you.
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